Two Assholes Meet on the Beach

Post 174640 by destrius deleted for the following reason: It's fine to make an FPP for the summit but this isn't great framing for it -- fine to try again or hit up the contact form. It needs to be something that can lead to a conversation other than "these assholes are definitely assholes", or else we may as well just keep it in the megathread. -- LobsterMitten