2008-04-07

Just Keep It Under A Bazillion Jillion, Guys

Post 70608 by Rykey deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- cortex

Don't look down.

Post 70606 by telstar deleted for the following reason: i'm a double / you know what i mean / and I do my little turn in El Chorro -- cortex

Newborns made of chocolate.

Post 70598 by swift deleted for the following reason: posted previously -- mathowie

It̢۪s dangerous for our children to even know that your philosophy exists!

Post 70595 by Scoo deleted for the following reason: don't. -- jessamyn

2008-04-06

Making Kissin' cousins look tame

Post 70578 by Megami deleted for the following reason: The link is a really thin writeup of a news-of-the-weird story, and the post is full of "squick, rite?" editorial/bloggish tone. This is really not a good way to post. -- cortex

Sexy Japanese Girls Anime

Post 70566 by yelloriversouth deleted for the following reason: Self linking is not allowed. -- pb

2008-04-05

Unicorn vs. Narwhal

Post 70559 by Del Far deleted for the following reason: double vs. post -- cortex

2008-04-04

Should Assholes be Let Off the Hook?

Post 70540 by five fresh fish deleted for the following reason: save the editorializing for YOB please. -- jessamyn

The Dying of the Light

Post 70532 by Toekneesan deleted for the following reason: Like double warmed over. -- cortex

There will be Pokemon!

Post 70528 by cd4337 deleted for the following reason: jesus wept WE JUST BANNED YOU FOR THIS LIKE LAST WEEK, REMEMBER? -- cortex

2008-04-03

Game Journalists are boring

Post 70504 by TheSpot deleted for the following reason: self-link, banned -- mathowie

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Natural Orifice Translumenal Endoscopic Surgeon!"

Post 70500 by bardic deleted for the following reason: could be a good post, but this is presented in kind of a jokey fark way -- mathowie

The Legend of the Golden Domino.

Post 70485 by Dave Faris deleted for the following reason: Well, heck. Sorry, Dave. -- cortex

Don't stick your hand in the fire and you won't get burnt.

Post 70475 by amyms deleted for the following reason: lolxians without the lol. -- jessamyn

2008-04-02

It's a bra, made out of bacon.

Post 70469 by jbickers deleted for the following reason: raw bacon is kinda gross, plus I guess it's just a single image -- mathowie

International Dialects of English Archive

Post 70462 by ozomatli deleted for the following reason: posted previously (and I put better tags on the earlier post) -- jessamyn

Insects on Stamps

Post 70446 by matkline deleted for the following reason: if there is a more subtle point to your post such as "it's all in the links" it might be a good idea to explain that in your original post. Wikipedia links are rarely (ever?) good single link posts to metafilter. -- jessamyn

2008-04-01

And I thought that I might get a date out of the deal. Sheesh.

Post 70436 by caveat empress deleted for the following reason: Mentioning this in one of the existing April Fools posts would be fine; a great big hard-sell post to the front page really isn't necessary at this point. -- cortex

The Art of Memetics: Pirate Edition

Post 70430 by metameme deleted for the following reason: Uh, I'm willing to hear you out if there's actually extenuating circumstances here, but your registration email matches one of the folks who wrote the foreward for the damn book. The part where this isn't a self-link is pretty unclear to me. -- cortex

April Fools on the Beeb, 1957

Post 70426 by spock deleted for the following reason: April Redundancies! -- cortex

12 Things That Women Do That Men Find Irresistable

Post 70423 by WCityMike deleted for the following reason: lists posts generally don't go well and this list post definitely isn't going well. -- jessamyn

Are Payday Loans Worth It?

Post 70417 by mona2s deleted for the following reason: self-link, banned, you moron -- mathowie

What we have is a problem of talking about race.

Post 70410 by three blind mice deleted for the following reason: Dobbs is a creep, and that was exactly the wrong idiom for him to trot out under the circumstances, but this is more of a Ha ha! live TV gaffe than anything; we've heard worse from better and this is just an argument waiting to happen. -- cortex

1.21 gigawatts ?!?

Post 70409 by scblackman deleted for the following reason: If it's a mild one-linker April Fools thing, we're probably better off just sticking it in the April Fools Roundup post from yesterday. In this case, someone did, in fact. -- cortex

What Every American Should Know about the Middle East

Post 70406 by MetaMan deleted for the following reason: really oversimplified uncontenxtualized bloggish primers on hot button topics don't really make for great MeFi threads. -- jessamyn