Mitchell Report

Post 67416 by stupidsexyFlanders deleted for the following reason: I'd say wait until the report really comes out. -- mathowie

I CAN HAZ DARKNESS PLZ?

Post 67397 by InnocentBystander deleted for the following reason: Can't start a fire / can't start a fire without a spark / this post's for hire / even for doublepostin' in the dark -- cortex

the Gap

Post 67385 by plexi deleted for the following reason: Throwing together some blurby news bits is probably not a great way to approach a post about something as emotionally and culturally charged as this. -- cortex

Biore Nose Strip Zit Contest?

Post 67383 by emilbus20 deleted for the following reason: popped. eww. -- jessamyn

ZOMG! I want one!

Post 67371 by jlowen deleted for the following reason: Meh. -- cortex

Bad dog. BAD.

Post 67319 by Brandon Blatcher deleted for the following reason: Ayuh, that dog sure was humping the crap outta some inanimate objects alright. -- cortex

Making "The Shining"

Post 67316 by dhammond deleted for the following reason: Yep, it's a double. -- cortex

4 Star Review of the Bic Crystal

Post 67314 by spock deleted for the following reason: A sarcastic review on Amazon (a) is pretty thin for front page material, and (b) has been done in at least a half-dozen previous posts. This post has been flagged something fearsome. -- cortex

Rule 34 strikes again.

Post 67303 by loquacious deleted for the following reason: You know, we don't have to prove Rule 34 by example, and it feels like it's been a little heavy on the "well, look at this weird porn!" stuff lately. -- cortex

Combinatoric economics (beta)

Post 67294 by klangklangston deleted for the following reason: A circumstance beyond our control, oh oh oh oh / The phone, the tv and the news of the world / Got in the house like a pigeon from hell, oh oh oh oh / Threw sand in our eyes and descended like flies / Put us back on the train / Oh, back on the chain gang -- cortex

What does "matures" mean?

Post 67282 by parmanparman deleted for the following reason: this is not a good post for metafilter. -- jessamyn

The enchanting Joseph Smith

Post 67262 by barjo deleted for the following reason: we've done jack chick and lolxians a fair amount here already and this is a link to a comic, a mefi post and a mefi tag search. -- jessamyn

Mind over METAL!!!

Post 67247 by jonmc deleted for the following reason: two rhino box set posts in two days is probably one too many. -- jessamyn

Crazy guy sues everyone who was mean to him online

Post 67227 by ObscureReferenceMan deleted for the following reason: Closed randi forums kinda neuter this for the vast majority of readers, unfortunately. -- cortex

How to be evil with your photos

Post 67191 by sim.possible deleted for the following reason: Well, people seem to think this pretty much sucks. (Curious, though, from the blog: "The winners will be announced here on 31st February 2008." Handy.) -- cortex

Wikipedia-like interface, but for pornography.

Post 67185 by mxmiller deleted for the following reason: With you having just just posted this (twice!) to reddit, bidding for SEO jobs for "an adult website", and other hits for a marc miller pimping the site, this is looking like a pretty blatant self-link. -- cortex

Chimps are smarter than you

Post 67149 by Mwongozi deleted for the following reason: Still up for debate is how chimps would stack up in the "avoiding double posts" category. -- cortex

Sperm Donor 'Dad' Must Pay Child Support

Post 67136 by five fresh fish deleted for the following reason: "the topic is a dead parrot" but thanks for trying fff. -- jessamyn

Verizon disconnects 2 lives

Post 67104 by daninnj deleted for the following reason: this is a single-link newsfilter post with extra dog torture for extra "look at these assholes" characteristics which make it not really that great a post for metafilter. -- jessamyn

Incredibly Secluded Houses

Post 67103 by Ritchie deleted for the following reason: incredibly doubled posts! -- cortex

Should we kill feral cats who kill endangered birds?

Post 67102 by shivohum deleted for the following reason: Just talked about this, including Stevenson, a couple weeks ago. -- cortex

Donate sperm? You may owe child support!

Post 67099 by Sukiari deleted for the following reason: single link newsfilter post about a likely-to-be-hot-button topic is not a great post for metafilter. If you have your own blog, this is a good place to put this. -- jessamyn

On the last beat, drop dead.

Post 67095 by divabat deleted for the following reason: they cut off my link / now I'm a double post / gosh darn you -- cortex

A book lovers paradise

Post 67081 by hadjiboy deleted for the following reason: If you're going to just link to a store front, it's probably a good idea to tell people what's so awesome about it that's making you put it on the front page. -- cortex

At the Library? At the Library!

Post 67057 by Miko deleted for the following reason: Miko has been snared by the wily cryptodouble! -- cortex