The Saddest Thing I Own

Post 63883 by Atom Eyes deleted for the following reason: This is the saddest doublepost I've ever deleted. -- cortex

Fascism on Parade

Post 63874 by Secret Life of Gravy deleted for the following reason: LOLFRINGEGROUPPRESSRELEASE? This is pretty thin post material, and the smarmy editorializing in the post doesn't help. -- cortex

Torontofilter: What's going down?

Post 63867 by anthill deleted for the following reason: Take it to Ask Metafilter, buddypants. -- cortex

Rock ya like a hurricane, bro!

Post 63866 by Mayor Curley deleted for the following reason: That's it? Scorpion in bananas in Bangor? Local news at its mehst. -- cortex

Quagmire.

Post 63862 by eunoia deleted for the following reason: blarg. by which I mean single link political dorky newsfilter youtubery not really that great any more questions? -- jessamyn

Post 63855 by XQUZYPHYR deleted for the following reason: proseviously -- cortex

I *still* support the 1872 Yellowstone Park Act.

Post 63846 by Afroblanco deleted for the following reason: At 51 (!) previous links on the front page, I think we've pretty much got McSweeneys covered, at least on the "here's a reasonably funny but otherwise unexceptional single entry" angle. Also, SNARKY RANT PHAICE. -- cortex

Cabela's has some weird stuff.

Post 63843 by scratch deleted for the following reason: This is just kind of going really badly. scratch, weird catalog stuff is amusing and whatnot but your presentation was kind a personal-bloggish and the every-second-comment post defense isn't a great idea. -- cortex

Feeding frenzy

Post 63836 by MaryDellamorte deleted for the following reason: Somebody posted this last Caturday. -- cortex

Keanu? Where are you?

Post 63828 by nevercalm deleted for the following reason: There's a 100% chance that this is a simulation of a previous post. -- cortex

Hope and Despair in Divided Iraq

Post 63825 by Kwantsar deleted for the following reason: please post this in the iraq thread already on the front page - this newsfilter article doesn't really seem to merit its own fpp -- jessamyn

Can someone with a Jewish background explain/justify this for me?

Post 63824 by Cosine deleted for the following reason: This is not a good post for the front page of mefi. You might take it to AskMe, but there's a wealth of info on Israel/Palestine elsewhere on the web that you might check out first. -- cortex

zoom zoom zoom

Post 63821 by vronsky deleted for the following reason: pretty much done that -- cortex

Cow Powered University

Post 63812 by johoney deleted for the following reason: this post is against the rules and you have abused our good graces here. -- jessamyn

What Games Can Humans Still Win?

Post 63798 by gelfmag deleted for the following reason: self-link, banned -- mathowie

We have a really slick and smug government and the children are being neglected...

Post 63794 by es_de_bah deleted for the following reason: Lightweight (plus political drama?) news blip—there might be some fascinating background on this kid, but these aren't it—and the other story is a double. -- cortex

Now with 100% pure jism!

Post 63779 by PeterMcDermott deleted for the following reason: FREE HAMBURGLAR -- cortex

Only George Bush can protect us from this threat!

Post 63778 by Pope Guilty deleted for the following reason: Choose Your Own Deletion: (a) more like george w romero amirite? (b) eh. This is just a no-brainer editing joke, on a day where we've already got a boiling bushco post. -- cortex

Is what New York never liked about Rudy Giuliani exactly what the heartland loves?

Post 63776 by Postroad deleted for the following reason: please take axe-grindy political posts elsewhere -- jessamyn

That's a whole lot of text-messaging, sonny.

Post 63757 by metasonix deleted for the following reason: It's just an obvious non-starter news-of-the-weird blip. By itself, this isn't really a good post. -- cortex

Science Tattoos

Post 63753 by Kattullus deleted for the following reason: This is the flickr set of the pics from this recent post. -- cortex

it is abomination

Post 63729 by four panels deleted for the following reason: this is a "look at these assholes" post with extra outrage thrown in for good measure. -- jessamyn

feat. G.W.B.

Post 63719 by EarBucket deleted for the following reason: meh? is this anything other than an LOLBush post with some weak sauce youtubery and maybe one decent half amusing video? -- jessamyn

Develop your Emotional Intelligence or Die Early

Post 63712 by Chinese Jet Pilot deleted for the following reason: I'm glad you're doing well, but this a really weird blog-entry thing to post to Metafilter. -- cortex

Chimpanzees are vengeful but not spiteful

Post 63705 by overhauser deleted for the following reason: this is an abstract to a paper not available without purchase so as a songle-link goes it's pretty "eh" -- jessamyn